Because someone out there must think my life is interesting.

We all know my kid's story. And since I feel I should be treated as more than simply a convenient plot device, it's time to hear my story. Sure, you already know parts of it... like how it ends... but it's not the destination that's important, it's the journey, right? So, if you want to know more about me when I was not just some mysterious dead guy who left behind swords, by all means proceed.