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Dear Papa,

Alright, two weeks ago my sister came crying up to me screaming about how something had killed and eaten our cat, leaving a bloody corpse in our yard. Now I didn't have the heart to tell her that it was HER dog that did it, so I made up a lame excuse of "Um... It's alright, some other animal probably did it. It could have been the evil demon dog next door!" Little did I know she BELIEVED me and since she is like 10 years old and knows the anime Inuyasha, she started believing that Sesshoumaru did it. (his dog form gave her nightmares)

I'm at a loss as to what to do now, she's under the impression that either you, or one of your two sons killed the cat. WHAT DO I DO?! She even asked GOOGLE whether you killed the cat or not. Yeah, not the brightest bulb in the pack...

(P.S. Just so I can verify the fact that you AREN'T the killer to my sis, please: if you would be so kind, enlighten me on the diet of a daiyoukai)

Sigh, a box of milkbones and a hug for your troubles.

Sincerely,
A very exasperated Oneechan

Dear Oneechan,
... What the hell, why are you making such a joke of this? You're telling me that a dog that is out for blood is currently in the posession of a ten year-old girl, and the biggest worry on your mind is that she thinks I'm mean? She'll be upset when she learns that her dog killed the cat, yeah, but not as upset as she'd be if that dog tears her arm off. And don't make excuses about, "Oh, he'd never hurt her", because that is bullcrap. A dog is not particular about what it attacks, if it can get worked up enough to KILL a cat, it can get worked up enough to violently attack a lot of things. This isn't about not having the heart to tell her what the dog did, this is about not wanting to face the implications of it. That dog either needs some serious training at best, or to be put down at worst, but one thing that is absolutely necessary is to get that dog away from children right away.

Dear Papa,
What was your biggest turn on in a woman? I was curious. Something besides her body plz. Anything about a girl's personality that attracted you to all your "in life" relationships. Who r u with now?
Sincerely,
Your Name

Dear My Name,
Intelligence, definitely. I mean, I don't need her to be a rocket scientist, but I prefer someone who I can have some semblance of an intellectual conversation with without her going "lol i have no idea what ur talking about, omg isnt Robert so hawt?" And on that same note, functional literacy is also an imperative. I can't very well have an intellectual conversation with someone if she is incapable of constructing readable sentences. Beyond that... similar interests, non-smoker, likes to cuddle... but with standards like that, it's no wonder that I've found myself so alone all this time.

Dear Papa, I was watching the fourth Inuyasha movie ,'Fire on the Mystic Island' ,and at one point two demons that claimed they served under you come up to Sesshomaru and ask for his asistance in defeating the four war gods, saying it was your final wish. Did you really want to defeate the four war gods? If so could you tell me why? Or was this something the directors came up with to give Sesshomaru an excuse to be in the movie?
thank you for your time! =3
Sincerely,
Saki

Dear Saki,
I seemed to have a whole laundry list of crap that I left as a "final wish" for my kids to clean up after. 90% of it was anime-original, though, and you hit the nail on the head, it's just the only motivation the anime writers can think of to get Sesshoumaru to do anything. From fighting Menoumaru to the Hyounekozoku to Takemaru to the Shitoushin, every single one is just, "Hm, we need to bring Sesshoumaru into this somehow... eh, let's just have them be yet another guy his dad fought yet failed to defeat." With my anime track record, it's amazing I still ended up with the title of "most powerful" anything. So, yeah, Seiten and Kujaku were just in it as a (shallow) catalyst to get Sesshoumaru into the movie somehow, and provide Kyoura and Juura with a fan and a cannon. And just for the record, Ryuukossei and Shishinki are the only two canon characters I fought and failed to defeat, and I never explicitly left any instructions for my kids to inherit the fight for me.

Dear Papa,

I'm just a smidge curious, how do you feel now that your sons are *tolerating* each other now, and Sesshoumaru has surpassed you in power and got his own sword, the Bakusaiga. Are you really,really, really proud of them? Just curious.
Sincerely,
BooBoo-chan

Dear BooBoo-chan,
Surpass me? Peh, Toutousai just told them that to make them feel accomplished. I mean, I guess he "surpassed" me in that, yeah, I never got a Bakusaiga, so he's got that on me. But I wouldn't consider "doing some random thing that your dad never did" as "surpassing". 'Course I'm proud of them and glad that they're tentatively getting along, but let's make it clear that I will always be top dog.

Dear Papa,

What happened to your web camera? I can't find it anywhere now.
Sincerely,
Miss Seeing You

Dear Miss Me,
You mean... the one linked to immediately above this post, or is there another webcam that's been secretly videoing me that I've been unaware of until now?

(Dear Patches365)
This doesn't really matter, but your comment on the "Death of a Legend" pic (which was undeniably AWESOME!!!) said that Inu-Papa died in the fight with Ryuukotsusei, but i think i remember them saying that he was FATALLY WOUNDED in the battle. it didn't really say when EXACTLY he died.

i love InuYasha anime! XDDDDD

(ps u probably won't ever hear from me on devART cuz i'm not a member of anything except Gmail '-_-
Sincerely,
Cattychan09

Dear Cattychan,
This is one of those things that people are thinking way too hard about due to the anime deciding to run in a completely different direction with the ambiguous wording. The line translates to, "The wound he received from Ryuukossei was how your father was killed." Yes, the wording implies my death was not instantaneous, but that was meant to cover for the fact that I sealed Ryuukossei before dying rather than being killed outright. However, the anime decided that if I could do that, I was still hale and healthy enough to go run off on a host of other errands before finally kicking the bucket.

Dear Papa, there is a girl i like, but i am not sure if she likes me what should i do.
Sincerely,
World of manga

Dear world of manga,
... Ask? You may feel dumb, but at least you'll know for sure and won't keep worrying about it.

Dear Papa,
How did u feel when u met ur first fan girl?
Sincerely,
Fan girl

Dear Fan girl,
... Violated?

Dear Papa,
Judging by the fact that you've got two children, by two different women, it would appear you have been at least a bit lucky in love compared to those of us who, you know, have never so much as been on a date before... Any advice applicable to guys for whom the descriptor 'puppydog' is only applicable to personality?
Sincerely,
Shy Guy

Dear Shy Guy,
On the contrary, I think it's more telling that I lived for 500 years and only ever got laid twice, meaning it took me on average 250 years to score a woman. So I'm probably not the best person to go to for advice. In general, though, if you don't look like you can take care of yourself, a woman isn't going to be interested. The cardinal rule in attracting a mate, though, is maintaining proper hygeine. Because if you don't take any time on yourself, she won't think you'll take any time on her.

Dear Inu-papa-sama,
This is totally unrelated to Inuyasha, but I just want to know. Okay, maybe it does because of fanfiction, but that's beside the point. x[
What is it about female characters that makes them so susceptible to Mary-Sue-ism? :( The ladies written in your memoirs seem fine, but why is it so hard to write good female characters?
Sincerely,
Keira

Dear Keira,
Oh, I could write entire essays about the Mary-Sue phenomenon. I think it would make a great psychological study, actually, delving into what motivates people to write such things. But, since no study has been done that I've ever found, I'll have to go off personal opinion.
First off, Mary-Sues tend to be a hallmark of a young writer. Someone who's just getting her feet wet when it comes to inventing new characters, and the only "character type" she really knows is herself. Therefore her character tends to be a carbon copy of her, or a projection of what she wishes she was. Since these writings tend to start when the author is about 13 or so, it's during a time in her life when she desperately wants to be accepted. Therefore, in her fantasy world, all the "good" characters absolutely adore her and anyone who doesn't is immediately branded "evil". It's a projection sort of thing, which is why the author always feels personally threatenend when people don't like her character.
And this demand for acceptance is really what defines a Mary-Sue rather than her superpowers or tragic past or amazing good looks. A character who has a tragic past or super powers or amazing good looks is not automatically a Mary-Sue, so long as the rest of the cast reacts to her in a believable manner. What really defines a Mary-Sue is the gap in how the author WANTS her character to be regarded versus how her character is ACTUALLY regarded by her audience.

Dear Papa, is that your youngest pup's haori your wearing on the webcam or is it just stylish pyjamas?

Is it made out of fire rat as well? They are endangered animals/demons you know!
Did you kill it by yourself? We wouldn't want you to get arrested for it! Or did you buy it off ebay or something?
How much such a fire rat kimono costs anyways???

And are you drinking a tea, coffee or hot chocolate? Or is it a liquid ramen, perhaps???

^_~
Sincerely,
Mistress of Pinky Fluff

Dear Pinky Fluff,
Actually, it's just my red undershirt that I wear under my usual white and blue clothing. It's not made out of anything special. And I'm actually just drinking water and that's the only cup I have around.

Dear Papa,

I enjoy reading your memoirs very much. They are really well done, and my question is: How often do you update the chapters? And just how many do you intend to have? Thanks.
Sincerely,
Lark

Dear Lark,
I try to update it approximately weekly, but it depends heavily on my personal schedule, given that it usually takes me 6-8 hours to plot out, write up, and illustrate a chapter, and between work and other real-life necessities, sometimes it's hard to find that much personal time. I have no set goal as to how long it's going to be, but at the rate it's going, probably at least a hundred chapters.

Dear Papa,
I was wondering if there had ever been an actual dog in the manga or anime... Not a transformed dog youkai; just a regular dog.

I enjoy your column and am beyond excited about Kanketsu-hen.
Eagerly awaiting Bakusaiga,
Sincerely,
Pliny

Dear Pliny,
Actually, no, there are no regular dogs in the Inuyasha manga canon. In one of the movies (the second, I think?), Kagome walks by a pet store and commands all the dogs there to sit, but that is the only place a normal dog ever appears. The closest thing to a normal dog in canon was a yama-inu that appeared briefly while posessed by the Hitoukon in the first episode of Kanketsu-hen.

Dear Papa,
What is your opinion on the ever increasing popularity of Naraku/Sesshoumaru pairings? Also, in accordance with Izayoi, do you know if she ever displayed any sign of spiritual power/houriki? In the manga, as the un-mother (or whatever you'd like to call the thing), she appeared to have holy powers when she teleported Inuyasha and Kagome away, or was that just the creature?

Here, have a magical box full of hugs.
Sincerely,
Mokomokosama

Dear Mokomokosama,
No, Izayoi didn't have any special powers in life. Inuyasha didn't appear perplexed at all by her double's powers, but that's because he was under her spell. She also didn't have super flexy arms and the ability to suck people into her chest. At least... she never demonstrated such techniques with me, even though in some circumstances that might've been kinda kinky... but I digress.

Dear Papa,

I am a bit curious about two things.

1: I believe that you and Sesshoumaru, being dog-demons, can speak to regular dogs, but can Inuyasha? I mean, he can't transform into a giant fluffy dog like you and Sesshoumaru, but he inheirited the dog ears and canine olfaction, so would he be able to communicate with dogs? Just curious.

2: This may have been asked before, but how do you think Inuyasha would have been different if you never died and he grew up with a loving father and a...not so loving brother who would be forced to tolerate him. What do you think would have happened?

(Here's a pork-bone and a belly rub for your trouble.)
Sincerely,
Alexandra

Dear Alexandra,
I'll have to call you on the faulty premise in question 1. Sesshoumaru and I, in fact, do not speak to regular dogs. Granted, no regular dogs ever appear in the series, therefore no one gets the chance to try to communicate with one, but since nothing has been stated one way or another, I really don't think it should be taken as a given. The answer to any assumed abilities should always be "no" unless explicitly shown otherwise.
And if I hadn't died, Inuyasha would have merely been used as a hostage by my enemies in order to sway my hand, so all things considered, he probably ended up better off than if I had remained alive. At least with me gone, those who opposed me had no real reason to take note of him anymore.

Dear Papa,
You know how ur son, sesshomara has been rather grumpy well i have come up with a conclusion on THAT.....He had a sword up his butt the whole time! what do you think it was heehe

P.S. Its really cold up were i am and i know no fire youkai, and the snow is getting on my nerves mind calling one and sending it up here!! THANKS!!!
Sincerely,
Hanabusa (petals of a flower)

Dear Hanabusa,
Well, not up his butt per se, but he definitely had a sword stuck somewhere and finally got it pulled out after 518 chapters/184 episodes.
And I don't have the power to send a youkai to do your bidding. Why don't you do what I do and grow an extra layer of fur?

Dear Papa,
Happy New Years!!!! In honor of it, will you please tell us how New Years is celebrated in Japan?

*hugs pillow and settles down to listen*
Sincerely,
Elora

Dear Elora,
New Year's is probably the biggest holiday in Japan, and its celebration pretty much parallels how Americans traditionally celebrate Christmas. Most businesses are closed, families get together, and everyone mails out cards to their family and friends. Though instead of a church service, it's customary to make temple and shrine visits on New Years. And instead of cookies, you make mochi.

Dear Papa,
i am having a situation, so i'm just trying to get into a mans head. What really gets a man to roll over? I've tried everything, but i figure that you might be some help.
Sincerely,
a werewolf with a problem

Dear Werewolf,
When it comes to subduing men, you've got the classic two options: Kick it or lick it.

Dear Papa,
How old were you when you died?
Also how old was Sesshomaru?
Thanks for taking your time to read this
Sincerely,
Sutaa

Dear Sutaa,
There really is no canon or even anime-original guesses as to how old I was or how old Sesshoumaru is (though the third movie implies Inuyasha is 200 years old, which is rather unlikely). I tend to think of myself as a lot younger than some sources put me, but that's just me trying not to feel so old. ... In fact, now that I look at the (Japanese) manga, I'm not even finding any explicit mention that I was particularly ancient. When I was first introduced, the extent of my description was "a bake-inu who prowled the West" and "a powerful, imposing daiyoukai with particularly delicious blood". Granted, when it comes to youkai, power and age tend to go hand-in-hand, but Naraku was only 50 years old and still kicked pretty much everyone's asses.
This is all just a roundabout way of saying "I have no idea".

Dear Papa,
This may sound odd, but my dogs(There are 4 of them, they are all husky) Have issues with the Toy poodle were house sitting but the the shepherd/retriever that we are training, which got me wondering, was there any sort of demon you had an unconscious(or maybe even conscious) disliking for? Cheers,
Sincerely,
Sophia

Dear Sophia,
Unfortunately, I was a bit on the naiively trusting side in life, so I never had an immediate dislike of anyone. Well, at least not simply due to what they were. There were quite a few people I immediately disliked because they were assholes, though.

Dear Papa,

It recently occurred to me that your younger son, being a hybrid, may be in the company of other hybrids such as ligers and mules, who because of their hybrid genetics are not fertile. However, given the presence of magic, the good old "A Wizard Did It" magical facilitation argument is available, so I thought I would seek your opinion. You think Inuyasha could have kids? Have a cow, for your time.
Sincerely,
Zyoshu

Dear Zyoshu,
How 'bout I don't have a cow, man? ... How in the world did that idiom originate, anyway? It makes absolutely no sense. Anyway, Inuyasha's genetics are in the realm of "let's not think too hard about this". I mean, take his human form. In terms of his hair color, we can assume that his youkai genes dominated his human genes and therefore forced his hair follicles to produce youkai pigmentation, which would be white. For the sake of argument, let's also assume that there is a "white" pigmentation cell, when in real life, white coloring is simply a lack of pigmentation. However, when Inuyasha turns human, his hair instantly turns black. Even if you figure his youkai pigmentation cells just vanish into thin air, where did the human pigmentation come from all of a sudden? In order for that to work, all his youkai hair would have to fall out, and his now-dominant human hair color gene would have to take over and immediately cause his hair follicles to produce human-colored hair instead. It's not like his human hair color is just "hiding underneath" his youkai hair color. It's not a bleach job. His cells would have to physically discard all his youkai cells and immediately re-make them as human. In a matter of seconds.
Long story short, if his body can pull THAT off, then having kids should be a roll in the hay.

Dear Papa,

So, I just watched the episode where Sesshomaru's mother appears. Now, she was cold in the manga, but she seemed more so in the anime.

Which got me thinking, did/does Sesshomaru's mother care about him? It's obvious that you love your children, but she seems like she could care less about Sesshomaru. Was she like that when he was a child?

Sincerely,
BloomBud

Dear BloomBud,
Well, she definitely cares about him, given that she offered him a way out of Hell (which he refused) and even brought Rin back to life because he seemed upset that she died. She just has a weird way of showing her affection, which Sesshoumaru seems to have inherited. At least she was more level-headed than I was.

Dear Papa,

Hey Papa just caught up on your memoirs and I'm still grinning at how you contiue to give explainations for why your weapons act a certain way and why you are the way that you are (if that makes any sense). Still a big fan of you and reall wish you were given more space in the manga. I mean what do you have in total? Its like 4 pages about you in the entire series. An injustice surely. Anyway, are you going to begin fast forwarding through the content in Memoirs? I feel like you answered this before and if so apologies. An on a side note do you like snow? Random but its snowing up here and its really beautiful and my dog loves it. Hehe sorry I'll leave you now. Here's a hug for your troubles

Lots of love for you and the family
Sincerely,
Bria

Dear Bria,
I'm telling you, with 500+ chapters and a lot of seemingly contradictory information along with downright undeveloped plotlines, it's been a pain in the butt to try to tie everything together in a believable sense. And unfortunately, I'm not as much of a "write whatever and pretend it makes sense" writer as Takahashi is, so I'm limited to explanations that follow as many physical laws and are as intuitive as possible. I do intend to pick up the pace quite a bit as it progresses, as there are 500 years to get through despite the fact that 50 chapters only covered a year and a half.
And snow is fun only until it gets on the roads.

Dear Papa,
Demons seems to like eating humans(not a sexual remark) so did u ever feel dat urge. Liek when u first Izayoi did u wanna eat her?(Totally a nonsexual question so get ur mind out of the gutter)What did Izayoi's family think of ur guys relationship and how did they feel when they found out u knocked her up?What were ur thoughts when u first met her? I've always been curious
Sincerely,
Cheyenne(again)

Dear Cheyenne,
It is true that the most basic food for youkai is human blood, but the higher a youkai gets, the less need he has for it. Sort of how the older a human gets, the less he has to rely on his mother's milk. Though I personally have no conscious desire for human blood, if I lose myself to my basest instincts, I unfortunately can and have eaten humans. This is why I forcibly gave myself an intolorance to human blood to minimize the damage I could do should I ever lose myself to my wild side.
Izayoi's family... wasn't really alive enough to care about our relationship.

Dear Papa,
Hiya. How are you doing? Here's a steak for your trouble. I'd offer a hug, but I'm sick and you probably wouldn't enjoy being sneezed on.
I have 2 questions:
Were you still with/married to/whatever Sesshoumaru's mother when you, uhm.. let me put it this way. Did you actually cheat on Sesshoumaru's mother (or were led astray, or whatever) with Izayoi?

2. If you had known Inuyasha was going to be mod-happy with Tessaiga, would you have let Sesshoumaru keep the Meidou Zangetzuha? It seems to me like that was sort of a last ditch thing, in case Inuyasha couldn't use the Kaze no Kizu and/or the Bakaryuuha (if his nose wasn't strong enough or whatever). Of course, I could be wrong, but Sesshoumaru was nearly killed because he lost the Meidou Zangetzuha, and he was very upset over it (Daddy-doesn't-love-me sort of thing) and I find it hard to believe that you would wish that on your son.
Sincerely,
Melian Alcarimë

Dear Melian,
Aha, so YOU'RE the one who gave me this cold I've been suffering through for the past two weeks. *snifffff* Shame on you.
As for my status with Sesshoumaru's mother upon Inuyasha's conception... um... Well, let's just say she thought it was a little weird and it was kind of awkward for me to explain everything, but in the end she was okay with it. I think. I swear I just...! ... I was lonely.
And Tessaiga has WAY TOO MUCH BLING. Seriously, Bakuryuuha I can understand, but then he has to trick the damn thing out with diamonds and scales and old man power and fire and youkai butts and hell. Sesshoumaru doesn't need all that crap, and he needed to be taught not to need all that crap. "Tricking out your sword will ruin you, son, leave the little brother with all my excess baggage and go do your own thing."

Dear Papa,
Exactly how old r u? In human years not demon years? I'm just curious. Did u ahve lots of relationships in ur life? Have u had ur heart broken a lot? Who was ur first love?
Sincerely,
Cheyenne

Dear Cheyenne,
How old am I? How old would you like me to be? I lived in Heian Era Japan, which was over a thousand years ago. After that much time passes, you stop counting the years.
Relationships, huh... You qualified the statement with "in life", so to that, I can honestly say, no, I didn't have very many relationships during that period of time. Seems like it was only after I died that all the fangirls started throwing themselves at me...

Dear Papa,

As every other Inuyasha Fan out there, I was extremly happy to find out that the anime started up again and that they are finshing the story. I have read the manga and my favorite character is your eldest son, Sesshomaru. With the anime series being finshed up so fast, do you think that Sesshomaru's Mother will be introduced into the anime, like in the manga.

Also do you have any news about Viz releasing the anime into English, and if they do. will the English Dub Voice Actors be reprising the roles. Don't get me wrong I think the Jap. Voice Actors are great, it's just that I'm currently trying to learn Japanese, and it's kinda of confusing? (Does that make sense?)

Thanks for taking the time read this!
Here's a milk bone and can I have a hug/

P.S Do you know how to properly pronouce MOKOMOKO-Sama?
Sincerely,
Sesshomaru is Fluffy Evil

Dear Fluffy Evil,
Yes, Sesshoumaru's mother was in episode 9 of Kanketsu-hen. It looks like the anime was only rushing and chopping through things during the Mouryoumaru storyline to get it out of the way as quickly as possible, and has since slowed the pacing somewhat now that it has passed that hurdle (though episodes at this point are still progressing about twice as quickly as they did in the original series). My guess is that the pace will continue to even out as they reach the end, allowing them to likely be able to pull off everything from Black Tessaiga onwards without rushing or cutting anything.
I'm sure Viz will be releasing the series dubbed eventually, as they're already releasing it online subtitled the same day as it airs in Japan. However, I doubt the entire original English cast will be able to reprise their roles. Many English voice actors are under contract with certain studios, and in the five years since the original anime ended, a good number of them have likely left to join other projects.
And I never understand why people ask how to pronounce something in Japanese. Japanese is phonetic. EVERYTHING is pronounced the way it looks. Just break the syllables down one at a time and that's how it's pronounced. Mo-ko-mo-ko.

Dear Papa,
Hi I'm new to this site and i enjoy reading your memoirs I just started.reading them. They are interesting to read. But I have some questions what does sesshomaru mean. I think it means killing or something. Why would you name yours son that? I mean it sure him and all. In last,but less your name is never say other then inu no taishou, is that your real name and if so what does it mean?

p.s. please for give me, but I'm not to sure of Japanese so that is why I'm asking the means of you and your sons names

p.s.s I all most for got to ask inuyasha what dose his name mean.

Sorry for all the questions!
One last question can you teach me Japanese?

and for answering all my questions here is your treat I hope you like it!

warm simile,hug and a big juicy T-bone stake
Sincerely,
shyangel

Dear shyangel,
"Sesshoumaru" is comprised of the kanji "setsu" (殺) meaning "to kill", "shou" (生) meaning "life", and "maru" (丸) meaning "circle". The combination of the first two, "sesshou", represents "killing" as a noun. "maru" is simply a common ending for a male name (a bit TOO common in the Inuyasha series... seriously, Sesshoumaru, Juuroumaru, Kageroumaru, Taigokumaru, Tsukuyomaru, Goryoumaru, Mouryoumaru, Menoumaru, Takemaru, there was a Taroumaru in there somewhere, I think...). So, "Sesshoumaru" is simply... "killing guy", I guess.
I don't have a name. "Inu no Taishou" is a title, and is the only thing I'm ever called in canon. The anime writers wanted to call me "Touga-ou", but then decided against it for some reason.
"Inuyasha" is comprised of "inu" (犬) meaning "dog", "ya" (夜) meaning "night", and "sha" (叉) meaning "partition". In this case, other than "dog", don't take the kanji literally, as "yasha" is simply a phonetic approximation of the sanskrit "yaksha", written before katakana had been developed, so they simply stuck some kanji together that sorta sounded similar. And a yaksha is some sort of guardian nature spirit. So "Inuyasha" would mean something like "dog spirit".

Dear Papa,
Two questions,mostly: Question A) Were you really that large in life? And will Sesshomaru ever get that big, seeing as he actually FIT into your RIBCAGE? Question B) What's up with your brood's ears? Not that I have issues with them (can I have some, please? With a fluffy tail!), but you've got spainel ears, as does Sessy, but Inu's got those pointed ones. What's up with that?
Well, that's it, really. Have fun, and I'd like to give you a ear rub (or belly rub, I'm not picky), if that's alright with you.
Sincerely,
Amber

Dear Amber,
Yes, I really was that large in life. I was larger than life. Most of the time I had to suppress my size because I was too big to do anything useful in my real size. It's like, "Oh, I want to fly off with this cow, oh wait, I just stepped on it and smashed it into cow-pie." But when I died, well, I kind of lost my ability to suppress my size, so my skeleton ended up as the gigantic thing that you see. Though it does make a cozy living space, if you don't mind the decor. And don't be dissing my ears. I'm a "dog" youkai, and that can mean any kind of dog. I'm so amazing, I have every possible breed of dog in my genes, so my kids can end up as anything.

Dear Papa,

Exactly how is that fluffy thing attached to you? Some say tails (usually refering to Sesshomaru, but still...) And if it it's a pelt (which I think it is) how it it being held up on your shoulders? So far the only pelt that seems to make sense is your demon mate's where it just loops around her shoulders evenly. And Sesshomaru's pelt doesn't make much sense either.
Now I feel stupid -.-

P.S. I'm new to the site, and so far I love the memoirs!!!! ^^
Sincerely,
Zhao

Dear Zhao,
Thanks, and welcome to the site! It's actually... both a pelt and a tail. We're youkai, so it's not like we're bound by the physical constraints of normal animals. Sesshoumaru's fluff bleeds in the manga, so it's quite obviously something organic. Remember that the human form that youkai take is not a "real" form, so we can mold it into whatever shape we want. This means that the clothing and accessories are also technically a part of our bodies as well, even if they don't look or behave like it.

Dear Papa,how do you make such a wonderful site do you make yourself or do you use a program for it? also do you know any more langauges besides english?
Sincerely,
a good fan

Dear good fan,
The site is entirely programmed myself, yes. I used Adobe Photoshop to cut apart the background images and generate the tables to hold them, and I pulled a bit of open-source Javascript from another site for the chapter menu in the Memoirs, but every other aspect of this site was drawn, written, and coded by me. As for other languages, I do know Japanese to an extent, and while I had a Latin class years ago, I've forgotten most of it. Unless you mean programming languages, in which case I'm decently-versed in Java, C, C++, C#, Visual Basic, Perl, and HTML.

Dear Papa,
so wait, they've started airing new eps already?! can you find subbed versions somewhere?! please tell me you can. (dang me and my only english speaking problem grr)
ps. they should totally have you in that episode it would go along perfectly with the story line! :D
Sincerely,
A Friendly Vampire

Dear Friendly Vampire,
Yes, the new season of Inuyasha began airing at the beginning of October. Provided you're in the United States, you can (legally!) view new episodes subtitled online at Shonen Sunday every Saturday afternoon. The backlogs of older episodes are still there as well as of right now so that you can catch up.

Dear Papa,
what is the difference between "yaoi" and "shonen Ai"???
P.S. :sry for asking but i want to know!
P.S.2 : your memoirs are adorable " the pretty little pictures are so sweet :) "
Sincerely,
Your Sarah

Dear Sarah,
While I... definitely wouldn't consider myself an expert on the subject by any stretch of the imagination, going by what I've been told by my more knowledgeable friends, "yaoi" is male homosexual erotica while "shounen ai" is simply male homosexual romance. Basically, one has sex and the other doesn't.

Dear Papa,
Do you think Sesshomaru is as much a dick as I do?
Sincerely,
ChibiNeko

Dear ChibiNeko,
I don't know, how much of a dick do you think he is?

Dear Papa,
I have been reading some of the past questions a you have answered and some of them are quite stupid. I mean, There was one that keeps assuming that your first wife has a name, and frankly it is quite annoying. Also how many chapters with there be in Your Memoirs? I mean i enjoy them, don't get me wrong, but i'm just wondering. Also, i read the manga and i was wondering... Is Inuyasha and Kagome married? I mean i haven't seen the proof, but are they? Thank you so much!!!
Sincerely,
Lil miss slacker.

Dear slacker,
Generally I ignore messages that are either mindless "omg i luv uuuu!!" stuff, inappropriate questions like "which kid to you love more?", or questions that have simply already been asked recently enough to not warrant answering them again. My inbox holds 10 messages at a time, but I'm lucky if even half of them are worth responding to. The one prior to yours was simply someone glomping me. The one after yours is a repeat of the "what kind of kid would a youkai and a hanyou have?" question that's already answered a few posts down from here. That's why the updates here are so few and far between.
As for the Memoirs, at this rate I'm expecting it to go at least a hundred chapters, most likely more, if I manage to maintain the will to keep writing. It's at chapter 50 now and I'm still a kid, so there's still a ton of ground to cover.
Inuyasha and Kagome are married, yes, as was stated by Souta in the last chapter, that instead of going to university, Kagome left to get married, and his classmates thought that that seemed a bit rash.

Dear Papa,

Are there any scenes you would like them to add to the new anime adaption?

P.S. I find your memoirs very interesting so thank you for writing them.
Sincerely,
Zach

Dear Zach,
Given how fast the new anime series is plowing through material, they're not going to have any time to add much of anything other than transitional snippits to bridge previously unrelated events due to them cutting out a lot of stuff in between. The first four episodes alone cover 50 chapters when the original anime would only cover 12 in that time. If they add anything, I hope it's a cameo by me. There's ample opportunity to do so in the Shishinki fight given how often I'm referenced. I could appear in a flashback!

Dear Papa,
My friend keeps makeing up storys that your like her father or something and she seems to be taking them seriously. And now she's dragged me into them! I was happily born human and now she saying in her mind I'm a demon like her! I think you and every other character are awesome and all its just I like to stay with the story line. How do I get her to stop?! Here's a milkbone for being your awesome self.

P.S. Can I have a hug? I really need one.
Sincerely,
Anoyedhumanfriend

Dear Annoyed Human,
It's quite simple, really. My virility is so powerful that all my offspring are male. So the very fact that she does not carry my manly Y chromosome is proof enough that she can't possibly be my child.

Dear Papa,
do you realize how many last requests/final wishes you have? not to mention all your enemies you just left sealed, we are so sick and tired of cleaning up after you, what gives?
Sincerely,
Your sons

Dear kids,
Hey, I expect you two to clean your rooms once in a while and not expect me to do it for you. Also, the gutters on the skeleton need cleaning out if one of you happens to stop by again. And could you bring some Blue Moon ice cream? They don't sell it around here. And once you get here, I want to make sure you eat all your vegetables and get to bed by 9:00. Don't forget to brush your teeth! And floss! There's no way you'll grow up to make any kind of decent swords out of your teeth if you don't take care of them.
I say all this because I love you.

Dear Papa,
I was wondering if a youkai had sex with a honyou what kind of demon will the kid be?
Sincerely,
Zane

Dear Zane,
If a youkai and a hanyou have a child together, my guess is that it would genetically be 3/4 youkai, though which traits show through the most would be determined by the strength of the individual parents' genetics.

Dear Papa, there is this big controversy about SessXKag pairings. Personally, I think that they make a good couple. What's your view about this?
Sincerely,
Animaegan

Dear Animaegan,
In your view, they make a good couple, eh? What, exactly, does your view believe to be a "good couple"? Two people who exchange maybe five lines of dialogue over the course of 550 chapters? He has no reason to be interested in her. She has no reason to be interested in him. The only way to pair them together is to radically alter the personalities of both of them, at which point it's not Sesshoumaru and Kagome anymore, just two people who share their names and physical likenesses. The guy is not secretly a gushing marshmallow of compassion. The girl is not going to go running to someone who gives even less of a damn about her feelings than Inuyasha. No, the only reason people think Sesshoumaru and Kagome are a "good" couple is because they use Kagome as their own personal avatar to secure the hawt guy for themselves.

Dear Papa,
in reference to your memories, all though i know it will take you some time probably to reach that point and i could see you dropping that part of your site all together before then im curious as to if you'll write about the first great war with the panther demons. that whole affair was so vague in the anime and never was in the manga so i wonder as to how it played out. so are you going to write about it?
ps. don't worry there's a perv in all of us just cause someone says tacos things can turn bad. (snicker snicker)
Sincerely,
little half demon Cillian

Dear Cillian,
I'm actually intending to stick strictly with manga canon in the Memoirs. This mostly has to do with the fact that there is so much contradiction between the manga and anime originals that for the sake of my own sanity, instead of trying to come up with convoluted explanations for the contradictions, I'm just going to disregard those sections altogether (coming up with an explanation for Meidou Zangetsuha and Bakusaiga that both makes logical sense and doesn't make me come across as a dick is going to be hard enough). Therefore, aside from borrowing my character design (which Takahashi designed, anyway) and Izayoi's name from the third movie for convenience, the Memoirs assumes the anime version of the series doesn't exist. Thus, I do not intend to ever deal with the Hyounekozoku, Sou'unga, and the Shitoushin. Mostly because I never defeated any of them and my story is going to be kind of lame if it's full of unresolved battles. And even though I didn't beat Shishinki and Ryuukossei, either, I at least blew half the former's head off and sealed the latter to a wall with a fingernail, so I can at least kind of claim victory there.

Dear Papa,

First of all, I have to say you're the most fantastic daiyoukai I've ever had the pleasure of writing to. :3 *throws a juicy beef at you*

Something's been bothering me for a while since I've seen the episode where Bakusaiga appears. I just kinda didn't get it. I mean, it just sprouted from his body together with a new left arm when he was battling Magatsuhi.

Toutosai says it wasn't a memento from you, but rather a sword that was inside him all this time. And that had me wondering. Where did that sword and that arm come from? D: I couldn't reach a logic conclusion... do you maybe at least have a hunch on it?

Oh, and... can I give you a hug? Please?
Sincerely,
Innete

Dear Innete,
What? You mean randomly sprouting an arm and a sword isn't a commonplace thing and requires further explanation than "It was in you the whole time"? Come on, isn't the explanation obvious?
Um....
*hugs her and runs away*

Dear Papa, Boxers, Briefs, Fundoushi, or Commando?
Sincerely,
Mayu-san

Dear Mayu-san,
You ever seen a dog wear underwear?

Dear Papa,
whats with Sesshomarus dog form? It looks like he's on crack. Does he get it from his mother? Cuz, when I look at your dog form, you look so...Mature and...not on crack.
Sincerely,
Inufanchan

Dear Inufanchan,
Ah, I think Sesshoumaru's in the middle of one of those teenage growth spurts where not everything grows at the same rate, so he gets a bit... oddly-proportioned. Give him time and he'll turn out as dashing as me.

Dear Papa,
so Inuyasha is actually finishing, that's quite a bit of good news. I've read that they're getting the same cast and staff members to do it, but I'm not sure if this applies to both the English and Japanese versions. Will VIZ try at least to get the same people or do you think that there's not a high likely hood of the full cast coming back? and how long do you suppose it will take for these new Inuyasha episodes to be aired/distributed in the US after originally airing in Japan?
(PS, I'm holding an Inuyasha party and ur invited here's the invite, I'm the demon living in a mountain couple peeks from ur place :D hope u come)
Sincerely,
Dead Amarican Demon

Dear Dead American Demon,
The Japanese version will have entirely the same cast and pretty much entirely the same staff as before. And while it's licensed in the US, the chances of getting the entire dub cast back are slim as some of the actors have already left the studio and the translators and directors for the first series have moved on to other projects. However, because the series is already licensed, I wouldn't be surprised if VIZ puts their own subtitled version up online mere days after the original Japanese broadcast.

Dear Inu-papa-sama,
Do you like tacos?
Or, for that matter, have you ever eaten a taco?
Sincerely,
Keira

Dear Keira,
The pervert in me is going to read this question in a completely different manner than you were probably intending. So I'll just say that, yes, I love tacos. And I have eaten many. Though I like them the best when I add my own meat and sour cream.

Dear Papa,
Why the heck does Sesshomaru think that love is a weakness? Wouldnt it be a strength? The moron is so self-centered! Ahhhhh! I've trevled with him and now I know that he's a jerk! And if you agree with me just say so.
Sincerely,
Girl who likes Inuyasha and you better

Dear Rin,
Love actually can be a weakness at times. Any emotion that's strong enough can cloud your judgement. I'm not saying there's anything wrong with love, but touting it as an infallible strength and the ultimate solution to everything is just as silly as calling it entirely worthless.

Dear Papa,why did you leave fluffy wit da weak sword inupapa (and im no fan girl im a boy geez) i mean he really hates dat dumb thing i dont see why u would do it p.s. bad doggy!!!!! (sprays wit wa wa)
Sincerely,
Adrian

Dear Adrian,
I'm not as well-versed in Moron as I used to be, but if I'm translating this letter correctly, I believe it reads, "Dear Papa, What could have compelled you to leave your elder son with an apparently weaker weapon? Also, I feel the need to point out that I am a male fan rather than a female one. Your son does not appear to have taken kindly to the weapon he was bestowed, so I am curious as to your reasoning. It makes you seem like an unworthy parent. I shall now give you a slight spritzing."
To answer this question, I gave Sesshoumaru Tenseiga because he was already powerful enough on his own, and needed to learn a bit of humility.

Dear Papa,

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[link concerning Inuyasha Kanketsu-hen removed]

That is all.
Sincerely,
Elora

Dear Elora,
Yeah. So I can finally say, "Yes, the Inuyasha anime is continuing." There's also a high possibility that Viz will simulcast it, since they already have the rights for it. No actual airdate has been announced yet, though people are suspecting October 2009. If I have the motivation, I'll be re-opening the old Inu Goya site, though it's in desperate need of an overhaul.

Papa-sama,
What is it that you prefer more: hugs, wiffle balls, or milk bones?
Sincerely,
Keira

Dear Keira,
Hugs, a thousand times over. Wiffle balls and milk bones don't keep you warm on a lonely night.

Dear Papa,
what if we can't be patient about waiting for information about your first meet scene thing with izy? i mean in your memories your still just a firckin little pup! how long will it take ya to get that far ha?! are you planing on skipping a few years so it won't get so annoying or am i going to have to come down there and force you to?! im kidding don't hurt me *cowers in fear*
Sincerely,
insane person that loves you

Dear insane,
The reason I don't say anything about that here is because I try to keep this section as canonical as possible and don't use the Memoirs as a definitive answer to anything (unless someone has a question that is specifically Memoirs-related).

Dear Papa,
i hit a standstill in one of my stories, and i was wondering if you could give me some advice... you see, i have problems to where i write myself into a writers block, and i don't know where to go in the story... i want to keep people reading... my story is at a complete standstill.... i really need help...

p.s. i thank you for all the advice so far.
Sincerely,
archly

Dear archly,
I hit writer's block quite often as well, as I usually delve into a story with only an outline of what's going to happen and work out the details along the way. The problem of "I know everyone needs to get from A to B, but I don't know how to get there". Talking it over with readers helps, I've found, as just the process of bouncing ideas off them can get things worked out. Feedback helps, too, so I can work off ideas that I know they want to see.

Dear Papa, Two Qestions:
1) how did you and Izayoi Meet?
2) where did you two get married?
Sincerely,
Stole My Blue Rose

Dear I Did Not Steal It,
1) That's what the Memoirs are there to explain. Be patient.
2) We never were "married" as doing so would require the recognition of the validity of our relationship, which both human and youkai society would not bow to.

Dear sir,
do dog demons usually mate for life? and if so why was it you married two people? was Sesshomaru's mother merely for political standing?
Sincerely,
Your Name

Dear My Name,
I wouldn't know much about "usually" since I was never much a part of dog youkai society. I know that normal dogs don't, and human monogamy is a social construct rather than a biological one, so my guess would be "no". Sesshoumaru's mother... ended up being a political move, but it was on her part, not mine.

Dear Papa,
I was just wondering how you(the author, the guy behind the keyboard) thinks about Sesshoumaru's and Inuyasha's relationship.
They pretty much let the impression that they hate each other and desire each other's death but they both worked together through the series with just a few pounches and some wounds.
Also, when they went at your grave, Seshoumaru pounched Inuyasha because he disrespected you but it was only one pounch, a big brother lesson's pounch, in my eyes.
I think that they don't actually hate each other the way people think they do.
I am most curious about Sesshoumaru. He seems to be envious of Inuyasha, mostly because you left him the sword he wanted but I tend to think that he is actually jealous because "you" died for Inuyasha. Maybe he thinks that put in the same situation, "you" wouldn't do the same for him.
However, he had many oportunities through the series and the manga to kill Inuyasha, but he didn't. Moreover, he even defended Inuyasha on various ocasions(some people say that he is escused since he is entitled to kill anyone who tries to kill Inuyasha, because he already lay claim on Inuyasha's death) and he even preffered to give Tensaiga's power to Inuyasha(which was most probably because of his wounded ego).
I think that deep down they both try to hide it but they do think of each other as brothers and they feel bounded together.
Still, I want your honest opinion on this(and please, do not try dry humour on this as you do on many serious questions here but answer seriously on crazy fangirls letters)
P.S:I will not hug you nor give you any milkbones... I was wondering, don't you mind it when people treat you in their letters like a stupid puppy?
Hope you have a lovely day.
Sincerely,
Kulianne

Dear Kulianne,
I don't really know if I'd go so far to say they "care" about each other. When Sesshoumaru first appeared, when the topic of Inuyasha came up, his reaction was something like, "Oh, yeah, him. I forgot he existed." So my guess is that for the majority of the time prior to the series, Sesshoumaru was merely aware that Inuyasha existed but beyond that pretty much ignored him. It was only when the sword came into play, and it turned out it went to the kid that Sesshoumaru had been ignoring (and therefore by extension assumed his father had been ignoring) that things got ugly. It was nothing more than an entitlement complex. Inuyasha never had any hard feelings towards Sesshoumaru and never had any desire to kill him, whereas Sesshoumaru simply needed to get over his "mine, mine, mine" attitude before he could... more or less resume his apathy towards Inuyasha.
I don't really mind when people treat me like a stupid puppy since I was kind of the one who initiated it by acting like a stupid puppy. I reap what I sow.

Dear friend,
you really get annoyed when people use fan names on this site ha? course i agree that a few get a little out of hand, (even though i'm one of the people who can't stop using Inukimi as ur first wifes name, why doesn't she have a frickin name in the first place anyway?!) but this is to help Armature Writer i think they meant do you have any good ideas for a last name, not that they didn't know your last name.
PS. um can i have a hug? (puppy dog eyes)
Sincerely,
your friend

Dear friend,
I'm fine with people using fan names for their own purposes to refer to characters who obviously must have had names but were never mentioned. I simply get annoyed at the people who insist that the fan name they use IS the character's name and pester me that it's official and I should be using it, too. So saying "I use the name ____ to refer to Sesshoumaru's mother," that's fine. It's saying, "Sesshoumaru's mother's name is _____, so why don't you call her that?" that's irritating.
The whole "last name" thing is sort of in the same vein. While it can be reasonably assumed that Sesshoumaru's mother had a given name, and therefore it's acceptable to invent one for your own purposes to refer to her if you can't get around making her nameless, it can also be reasonably assumed that characters such as Inuyasha, Sesshoumaru, and myself do NOT have a surname, therefore I am hesitant to suggest one. If you had to define yourself beyond your given name, usually it was the place you were from. So the closest thing to a "full name" I'd have would be something like "Inu no Taishou of Saigoku".
And here's a hug for having to listen to all of that. *hug*

Dear Papa,
just kind of curious, do you draw all the pics on your site.... cause i envy those dang things. >.>
Sincerely,
just me

Dear just me,
Yes, all the artwork on this site is original art by me. Most of the site artwork and Memoirs illustrations were drawn in OpenCanvas and colored in Photoshop, while most of the art in the Gallery was drawn and colored in Photoshop.

Dear Papa,
I was wondering if you wouldn't mind helping me with a personaly problem. This girl I really like, has gone through...well...say a lot of mistreatment. She seems to think that I will do the same to her even though I have shown I wouldn't. What should I do? I love her, but I am afraid to hurt her?

-places a brand new katana at your feet-
Sincerely,
Sadly in Love

Dear Sadly,
Unfortunately, there isn't much you can do besides be patient. If someone has been hurt in a previous relationship, they're naturally going to be untrusting of new people. It's likely not any fault of yours that she won't open up to you, she simply has to recover from her prior trauma. Just don't push it. Aggressive kindness is still aggression, and it might still come across as threatening to someone who's been abused. You just need to be there when she needs it.

Dear Papa,
ok, ok, i know you don't like people that write certain kinds of fan fictions about your son, or sons. i get that, but i need your help. i am writing a finfic but i can't figure out a good last name for you. its been bothering me so dang much this last week. could you possibly give me some possibilities?

PS. i love your character a lot and people do you a great in justice in almost everything i've read. i feel bad for you. i am sorry
Sincerely,
Amateur writer

Dear Amateur writer,
I don't have a last name. This isn't a matter of not knowing my last name, it's a matter of me simply not having one. That's... pretty much all there is to it. In my time, most people didn't unless they were of a powerful family, and even then their "last names" were typically just the region they were from. I may have been powerful, but I didn't really have a "lineage" to back it, so I was still surname-less.

Dear Papa,

I stumbled across your website only recently, so I still have many pages to go in your archive. Reading the letters makes my work day go much faster! I do have a question, because I think Kappei is just amazing as Inuyasha but I have not found anything about this on YouTube or anywhere else: does he do the growling himself or is that computer-generated or enhanced? I know that's not very important, but I really think the voice cast is incredible. Each of the characters has such a distinctive voice, and they convey so much emotion that although I had never seen an anime before, the first time I watched Inuyasha I was immediately hooked.

If I may, I would also like to convey my sincerest admiration for the wisdom of many of your responses here. I am 30 years old and well remember what it was like to obsess over fictional creations and real or imagined school drama, and your sensitivity and kindness are truly admirable. Love your sense of humor as well. =P
Sincerely,
Shinkou

Dear Shinkou,
Aw, I appreciate your compliments, but I wouldn't really consider myself "sensitive". I can get kind of snarky if someone rubs me the wrong way for too long. A lot of the more mindless fangirlish questions that I receive simply never get answered here since I don't want to bother with them (or subject the general public to them). You'd be appalled how many letters I get threatening or otherwise forcing me to consider the prospect of sexual abuse upon myself or my family.
As for Inuyasha's voice, I would assume that Yamaguchi Kappei does all the vocal sound effects himself, though I have never seen any information one way or the other.